don't stop believing

i got pulled over on the way home from sharkey’s tonight.

some choice soundbites from the officer:
- aren’t you supposed to slow down at a yellow light?
- and you know there is police station right over there?

and after me sounding as sad & sorry as possible and the wise words of “just slow down,” i was set loose with no ticket…and then proceeded to talk on the phone the rest of my drive home.

i guess i’ll never learn.